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Funny Montana Observations

  Montana - You Just Gotta Laugh . . .

Jeff Foxworthy, the host of the popular television game show "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?", came up with humorous observations about Montanans. According to him,

You Might Live In Montana If...

You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.

You're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation.

You have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy'.

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.

Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there.

You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

You know how to correctly pronounce the town of 'Butte'.

You measure distance in hours, not miles.

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often switch from heat to air conditioning in the same day, and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

The largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game.

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

You think 0 degrees is "a little chilly".